fuck the patriarchy

fortunatefires:

songsofwaterandnight:

huffylemon:

damn ok lake superior

Ok yeah that lake is superior

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bisexualseraphim:

ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.

ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week

heyimboredtalktome:

You’re getting married to your Tumblr pfp how fucked are u

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spiderinthecupboard:

Let’s celebrate Philip’s Fuckademy graduation

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3000s:

3000s:

spending 20 dollars is easy but once you do it 5 times uh oh

you should be able to spend 20 dollars at least 10 times before it adds up to one hundred dollars

slicedblackolives:

“stop traumadumping to your friends tell this to your therapist” my god they paywalled human connection

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brehaaorgana:

why-bless-your-heart:

I think parents should teach their toddlers the phrase “my will has been thwarted” for when they’re feeling frustrated by not getting what they want. I don’t think this would reduce the incidence of temper tantrums, but I do think it would make them more entertaining.

When I was a toddler I would declare people FIENDS if they didn’t do what I wanted.

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teaboot:

teaboot:

One of the things I resent most about being Animal Brain Apex Predator trapped in Maximum Productivity Society is that I have to work when the weather is gross, instead of following my natural instinct to burrow myself into something dry and soft and sleep until Optimal Foraging Conditions

It is dark and cold and wet and miserable and I have a warm dark quiet hideaway full of food and drinking water that is safe from interlopers and for some ungodly reason instead of holing up there to conserve my energy, I am standing up in a brightly lit beige room for several hours. A possum wouldn’t put up with this shit. I’m going to bite someone

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wizardshark:

jame7t:

evilscientist3:

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

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thepromiscuousfinger:

beardedmrbean:

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thememedaddy:

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typewriter-worries:

sproutlett:

forgive yourself again and again and again and again and again

love letters, victoria chang

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the-haiku-bot:

i-am-a-fish:

HEY.

are you scrolling [tumblr] instead of sleeping?

idiot. clown. I cast sleepy spell on you. fuck you. sweet dreams ily

idiot. clown. I

cast sleepy spell on you. fuck

you. sweet dreams ily

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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